What is the WORST celebrity baby name ever?

I found this poll, it is weird how many celebrities pick bizarre names for their babies.....





http://greersays.blogspot.com





I picked "Apple" LOL

What is the WORST celebrity baby name ever?
Thanks so much for the laugh - desperately needed it. Well, personally, I can't pick just one - there are far too many celebrity baby names that just make me want to scream. Pilot Inskeptor, Reignbeau, Diva Thin Muffin, Apple... hmm, I could literally be here day. Noticed Ever Gabo (Ever Gay-beau), daughter of Milla Jovovich doesn't rate a mention, though - surely that has to rate among the worst possible names.
Reply:I don't know if this is a celebrity...but I've heard of





Harry Pitt, Story, Heaven Rain, Oder, Crumpet, Peaches, Rebop, Eggbert (lmao), Beavis, Bertha, Franny, and I'm not even kidding there is a girl, a good friend, at my school named Diemfuk, just take a wild guess how ya say it. Well its more (dim-fook) haha.





It is asian I think? Haha, but her middle name is Alyshronk and goes by Ally, guess why?


hahahah





So that has to be the worst name in my opinion : Diemfuk Alyshronk Vezvyzweixyer (had to get the yearbook for that last one) lol!
Reply:Wow! There were a LOT of horrible ones to pick from. It was a tough decision but I picked Diva Thin Muffin: Frank Zappa. Apple actually sounds good next to some of them. Like this one and Pilot Inspektor or Jermajesty or Moxie CrimeFighter. Or the one who named her kid: Kyd. Very creative...
Reply:Haha Michael Jackson!! lol jk





I think "Apple", "Pilot Inspektor" and "Kyd" are the worst!!!


And the names that, that Zappa guy gave his kids. Moon Unit?


What are celebrities thinking? If (and I'm saying IF) I ever become famous or what not I would never give my kids these names!


As my brother says "That is so ridiculous!"


xo Julie ox
Reply:Shannyn Sossaman %26amp; Dallas Clayton: Baby son Audio Science








Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee





Apple Martin.
Reply:A lot of them are BAD... but I would hate to be Michael Jackson's sons... they have the exact same name!!!! Prince Michael 1 %26amp; 2... are you SERIOUS??





Like a lot of people have said... what were these people thinking? Diva Muffin, Pilot Inspektor, Jermajesty???? Really, people!!!!
Reply:I thought it was funny when I heard singer Bob Geldof's daughters name-- Tiger Lily -- kind of funny--BUT the second child of his takes the cake--who the hell would name ONE daughter this:





(Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof)





The above is ALL one kid's name, mind you.
Reply:apple is bad.








but i went with kyd. how embarrassing








if iu didnt choose kyd...it wouldve been pilot inpektor. that is an awful name.
Reply:Apple is definitely up there!!! LOL. But I don't know... I think Pilot Inspektor, Kyd, and Coco are really bad too!!! Not to mention Dweezil!!!! (Nothing like naming your kid an insult word before they can even talk! sheesh) Hard to pick! LOL.
Reply:Julia Robert's babies


Hazel Patricia and Phinnaeus "Finn" Walter. Finn is ok but Phinnaeus. %26lt;sigh%26gt; Apple is pretty eh, as is Blanket.
Reply:Apple is bad, but not the worst





the worst are definitely Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced Or-AN-gel-lo and Le-MON-gel-lo)





That is just bad! Do not name your kids after foods!!!
Reply:I couldn't find it but the first name that came to my mind when I read this question was Apple!





And I think Suri comes in second place.





But its the parents decision. If they loved the name, then its great.
Reply:It's tough for me.





Apple's bad. But I honestly think Pilot Inspector and Denim are worse. I mean --- DENIM? For serious? Audio Science.





Camera?





They're so dreadful. Let the record show I voted Denim as worst.
Reply:Diva Thin Muffin?


That's sad.





Was Frank Zappa on something?


DWEEZIL?!
Reply:i think i have to agree with you and say apple. also i am not that fond of Harlow (Nicole Richie)..... it is just weird!!!
Reply:Apple is most definitely the worst celebrity baby name ever
Reply:Diva Thin Muffin, Fifi Trixibelle, and Rumer are horrible!





Am I weird for thinking Apple is cute? I wouldn't use it on a kid though, maybe a dog...
Reply:i agree..apple is bad but, okay...- "Pilot Inspektor : Jason Lee"


who names their child pilot inspektor?! that poor kid...
Reply:I'd rather be named Apple than Diva Thin Muffin, Pilot Inspektor or Audio Science!!!!!!





Ugh - why do they do that to their kids?!?!?!
Reply:NOOO Apple is nothing!


Did you see the ones who name their kid Kid!!


I think it was spelled Cid though but you imagine calling him!!lol!


Come here Cid!!


poor soul!!lol!
Reply:Pilot Inspektor. Why oh why would anyone do that? The poor child doesn't even have the option of going by their middle name. ;(
Reply:Wow. Before I even looked I thought of poor Apple Paltrow.





Though I have to say that Rumor Willis takes a close second.
Reply:I'm going to have to go with little miss suri cruise. every time I hear I say "suuuu-ey" in my head (like calling the pigs for dinner). Its just an ugly name.
Reply:They are all wrack except Maddox and Suri. And I thought my family names were crazy. At least my family names sounds cool. These names just sound stupid and lame.
Reply:apple, orangello and lemonjello are the worst.


those poor poor children.


:)
Reply:I would definitely say "APPLE".
Reply:~Apple~
Reply:sage moonblood...apple is not bad....moxie crimefighter...rufus tiger...audio science....Soleil Moon Frye....and one that is not listed:america
Reply:Pilot Inspektor or Moxie CrimeFighter.
Reply:I agree i think apple is the worst baby name ever!
Reply:The best is definitely Moxie CrimeFighter.

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