What is the most ridiculous baby name you've ever heard?

And leave the "lemonjello orangejello" type urban myths out. :)





10 points to the most outrageous name that you know someone actually named their baby.

What is the most ridiculous baby name you've ever heard?
A friend of mine named her daughter Skylin Rain. I hate it. It sounds like a fake meteorologists name.
Reply:i know a baby that was christened.


alluiciaof the announciation, McBride.





thanks
Reply:Liquid Sky, now keep in mind that was the child's real name guess what they called him for short..........Squid. And you need a license to drive a car but they can reproduce at will!!!!!
Reply:I went to school with a girl named Sparkle and her sister's name was Diamond... My first thought, even at that age, was "Man, you have a lot to live up to with names like that...." LOL


I also have a friend that has a relative that named her son Payton Paisley. How awful I think.
Reply:I used to work at a doctor's office not long ago and there was these lady that named her girl princess diana realty her real first, middle, and last names I was actually astonished by this. come on imagine how picked on that poor girl is gonna be. Parents can be so very cruel sometimes or maybe just stupid.
Reply:Slash named his first kid "CASH"
Reply:CurlyMae (or it may have been spelled CurliMae, but either way, it' sreally bad!)
Reply:I knew a girl back in high school whose name was "California" and a girl who was "Sundown."





And yes, these were their legal birth names.
Reply:Arod.





Seriously, My step-sister named her little girl this.





And my cousin named her little girl Jaron.
Reply:Roro for a boy.
Reply:usnavy
Reply:i had a client with the name paisley ............
Reply:gonorrhea yes it is true my friend is a nurse midwife and she told me this lady actually named her poor child after a freakin STD sheesh
Reply:I know a guy who name is JUNIPERO,


he hates it
Reply:I have worked @ many daycares so I could come up w/ a whole list for you. But her are 2 names that I thought were very ridiculous:


1) Quinstallion-- to me it sounds like a horse.


2) Moo-Moo (%26amp; no this was not his nickname)





But I do respect that every mother has the right to use whatever name she wants:) What's pretty to you, may not be pretty to me---- what's ridiculous to me, may not be ridiculous to you. So I try to respect a mother's choice in picking out a name.
Reply:A buddy of mine's daughter is named Heavens Destiny.
Reply:Hannah Belle. Does Hannibal Lector come to mind?
Reply:Celebrity
Reply:I know a little girl named Silhouette and Sisters named Trezure (treasure) and Fortune. The list could go on... I know some pretty ghetto people. Also, I have a customer whose first name is Queen and last name is Berger (like burger). Berger, Queen.
Reply:Bozo was a guys name I knew. His momma was cruel to name him that.
Reply:twins - Spring and Sparky Fountain
Reply:Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit. I think it's ridiculous!
Reply:Shelaqua... yeah, sounds like the shiny stuff you put on stained wood.
Reply:zoltar
Reply:A girl named Tequilla.


And someone my mother knew someone who named her daughter Neveria because it was her eighth child and only girl and she was never going to get pregnant again.


My mother also told me about someone else who named their daughter Female because they did not know english and they thought the hospital already gave her a pretty enough name (I have my doubts about that last one).
Reply:If you ever watch the show Blind Date, the host's name is ridiculous. His name is Rodger Lodge. Get it. Rodge Lodge. What were his parents thinking?
Reply:my friend's cousin's name is Brunshay
Reply:Went to a grocery store in south Ga %26amp; the cashiers name was spelled s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d She said it was pronounced Sha-tee-ad, not what it looked like to me. My sister went to college with some kids named Toy Train %26amp; Aero Plane.
Reply:CHESTER !!!
Reply:I work OB, and we just had a baby girl named Jealousy.
Reply:My ex boyfriends sister named her kid hope. its a weird name to call a child.